California Sweep
How sweet it is!!!
They can’t all be the Minnesota Twins, boys. Sooner or later you have to play baseball against a real baseball team.
Enter the Los Anaheim Angels of California, USA.
Is it me or do these halo-headed Yankee killers seem to take a certain pride in bursting the Bomber’s bubble, in humiliating the Worst Team In Baseball? When I watch the Angel’s slaughter the Yankees I can’t stop smiling… there’s a joy in the way LA destroys them.
At the halfway point we check the numbers:
– The Yankees have been 0-8 against the Red Sox, and they head into the break 3 games out of first.
– Joba Chamberlain, everyone’s favorite disappointment, is 4-2 with a 4.25 ERA
– A-Rod is hitting .256… Tex, .275
– You can call it a strain of the lower-interior assbone if you’d like, but we all know Wang is mentally destroyed and will most likely never return to his former glory.
With a line-up of store-bought All-Stars, the highest payroll in the history of sports, and a little league-sized stadium you Yankee fans can keep your RBI & Home Run numbers.
You’re still the worst team in baseball.
Enjoy the All-Star break!